• @feliciaday in some countries you d be a queen!
  • I swear my day job place adds crack into their vending machine coffee.. This stuff is super potent!
  • When I click "Suggested Videos" on #YouTube, I feel like I'm descending into dark and twisted mind of a psychopath...
  • @SeattleActorDSH congrats, you now have an evil conjoined twin #myevilconjoinedtwinandi http://t.co/CVLvasrzwH
  • @nightynight34 perfect opportunity for a good ol' soul switch prank. "Damn it! The gypsy earring didn't work. I'm still her!"